Trailer Talk Thursday: The Rite and Gulliver’s Travels (with bonus extra)
So what do I think? Well I think that Warner Bros and New Line are making a mistake by making it out to be a horror film. To be honest with you I think this will be more of a drama mixed with some horror/thriller elements when the demon possessions start rearing their ugly head. Lately it seems studios are hell bent on marketing any supernatural film (unless it’s made by Eastwood) as a horror film. Most of the time they are but what it forces the trailer guys to do with some of these movies is either be really vague, use deleted/altered footage, only show the scary parts even if there are only a few, or just show a lot of screaming. The problem with that is when audiences go in expecting a horror movie, sometimes they will be disappointed. Case in point? The Last Exorcism.
Anyway that’s what it seems Warner Bros has done with the trailer but hopefully people will see by the inclusion of Hopkins that this is probably going to be a legitimate thriller and not just some cheap horror flick.
Next up is one that has audiences divided, without even showing a single frame of footage…Gulliver’s Travels.
You want to see what I mean? Look at the poster. Forget Segal, Blunt or Peet and look at the rest.
1. Real 3D film: does this need to be in 3D? Really? And I’m willing to bet it’s conversion 3D too…sigh.
2. “From the Studio that brought you Night at the Museum”: I hate the “Studio that brought you” crap. I’m serious. When your film’s creators and stars lack any excitement by name alone that you have to drop the studio’s name to get excitement? That’s bad. Want an example? “From the studio that brought you Alien, Die Hard, Speed and Home Alone comes Gulliver’s Travels.” Doesn’t work does it?
3. Jack Black: Now don’t get me wrong I like Jack but he’s not one of those actors I run to the cinema to see. I mean he’s funny and he CAN do serious, but from the trailer alone he’s just trying to be his goofy self that he seems to have mastered and while that may appeal to some, it doesn’t appeal to me.
That was the poster…the POSTER. Now here is the trailer-
So what do I think? GAAAAAAHHHH….Sorry…It doesn’t look funny, interesting and if you like the source material at all you will stay away. I could see this maybe being good for kids but seriously? I’m not a fan.
So to get the bad taste of that film out of your mouth, here is a nice piece of Tron Legacy. I’ll leave you with that and I will see you all next week.

