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Reap What We Sow On The Plot Farm

Alright. Piper here from Lazy Eye Theatre with a follow up on The Plot Farm.

If you remember, the assignment was to create an original movie plot from the 10 words or phrases that I provided. I wrote the word Thursday in there a couple of times and that threw some, but it was no mistake my friends, just part of a greater plan of which I have no idea. So for a refresher, here’s the original post.

So now here’s your chance to enjoy the fruits of everyone’s labor. What we lack in entries we make up in content so take a gander below and maybe you’ll be inspired to participate next time. Read away and don’t forget to vote for your favorite entry.

Fletch from Blog Cabins

Bob was a pathological liar. Often times, he’d tell his cubicle mates intricate yarns about nights playing dice with people’s lives on the lines or tales of adventure with the Cleveland Confederated Motorcycle Club. When doing so, he felt like a stand-up behind a microphone, feeling the power of guiding the audience along to the big finish.

But today was different. It didn’t seem different to anyone else - just another Thursday on the journey towards the weekend. An unexpected visit from a talking avocado had not only awoken Bob from his pillowy slumber, but it just might’ve given him the key to life.

Nick from Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob

It was early: 4 AM. It was a Thursday; Robert Kendrick would forever remember this fateful Thursday, for it was the day that the man who he would only know as Burke paid an unexpected visit. He heard the engine of a motorcycle revving outside his bedroom window, first trying to drown out the sound with his pillow, but to no avail. He first thought it was just an annoying dream, brought on by a new recipe he tried for avocado dip, but it was not. After unlocking his door to go see what was going on (as he lived in a remote area, so there shouldn’t be any traffic this close to his house), Robert saw him: a mysterious figure in black leather and a motorcycle.

Burke chases Robert into his house and locks them both inside, destroying the phone lines and any other means of contact. He knocks Robert unconscious and ties him to a chair, while also handcuffing his arms behind his back. When Robert wakes up, Burke introduces himself and the reason for his visit. Burke is a pathological gambler, but has grown tired of normal gambling games, such as cards. Instead, he now likes to gamble with the lives of others, using any method of choosing fates (sometimes including a pair of dice). He sets up a video camera and microphone for Robert, telling him that he enjoys keeping records of his games (as it’s a gamble in and of itself on getting caught easier). Burke lets Robert know that if he wants the key to his freedom (and the handcuffs), he must play along… with a little luck… and hopefully win his life.

“When Alice Avocado raised her head from her pillow on that fateful Thursday, she had no idea her life was about to change. The key was an unexpected visit from a pathological killer who records his murders via hidden microphone. Would Alice roll the dice and answer the door or would she become guacamole?”

Piper from Lazy Eye Theatre

It’s late on a Thursday as Dr. Baylor sits at an outdoor bar in Florida. Out of the corner of his eye, Dr. Baylor witnesses someone drive up to the bar in a motorcycle. No visitors usually come around in the off-season so Dr. Baylor is curious. The motorcyclist reveals herself to be a beautiful redheaded woman. She sits down at the table with Dr. Baylor uninvited and pulls out a pair of dice which she rolls as she speaks. She tells Dr. Baylor that her name is Thursday and that she knows who he is. She says that the avocado that Dr. Baylor is eating has been poisoned. She continues to say that she is part of the group that poisoned him but she has decided to help him because of what he knows. And that she possesses a key to the room with the anecdote to save his life so he can save the lives of millions, but he must move fast because he will die within the next two hours. Dr. Baylor asks if he can trust her. Thursday says that he must, but he should know that she’s a pathological liar.

So does Dr. Baylor believe her and follow her or wait to see if he dies?

LAMB #77 - Lair of the Green Knight

URL: http://writer.fitzhome.com

Site Name: Lair of the Green Knight

What is the main focus of your site (reviews, editorials, news, lists, etc.)?
The Lair focuses on entertainment reviews mostly — movies, television, music, books, websites/blogs and so on. Occasionally something else slips through like a poem, news item, or opinion piece, but I tend to keep on track for the most part.

What are your blogging goals, personally and/or professionally? In other words, what, if anything, are you trying to get out your blog?
More than anything, I use my blog as a way to share my opinion with people. I often have people (family or friends) ask me if I’ve seen a movie or what I think of a television show, and rather than give them a brief blip I try to write up a more meaningful review with images or links to provide additional sources of information.

Do you prefer an interactive ‘community’ for your blog or are you the teacher and your readers are the students?
Teacher? Students? Nah, everybody’s got an opinion and I’d rather it be a conversation than a lecture. I like hearing what other people think of the movies or whatever I’m reviewing so that I can factor that into future reviews or at least consider other opinions.

How long have you been movie blogging for, and how frequent do you post updates to your site?
Wow… One way or another, I’ve been reviewing movies for a long time. But the blog is really only a couple of years old now. I try to post as often as I can — typically once a day or every other day. It just depends on how crazy things are between work and home and what I’ve had a chance to watch.

Name up to three of your favorite movies (and no more).
Raiders of the Lost Ark, August Rush, History of the World, Part I.

How did you hear about the LAMB?
Fletch left a comment on one of my posts when I asked about communities for movie review blogs and thought I’d join the other LAMBs on your site!

Any additional comments, or give yourself an interview question that’s not listed above.
None.

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