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Woe is Steve. Drowning in a sea of DVDs with no idea of how to get them under control. So desperate is he to bring order to this chaos and appease those who have to live with his cinematic disarray that he is reaching out to you for help. If you can come up with a more clever than clever way to arrange Steve’s movies send it along to “contests at thefilmcynics dot com” or leave a comment on their blog and you could win a copy of the Rocky Undisputed Collection on blu-ray, or your choice of whatever screeners Steve has on hand

Got a Press Release, something to Plug, or a Screener available for review (or some combination of the three)? Ok, don’t get all crazy about it. Just click here and give me the details (what, when, where, and a link, for starters) - I’ll handle the rest.

LAMBcast #49: Whatcha Been Watchin’ Lately?

Six pack! Host Dylan was joined by…deep breath…the Mad Hatter, Nick, Kai, and two noobs to the show, Steve and Stevee (don’t worry, keeping track of them was easier than you’d think) as they discussed what they’d all been watchin’ lately.

Also on tap:

* Listener Feedback
* LAMB of the Week
* Trailer Talk: Source Code
* Last LAMB Standing

For the LAMB of the Week, we take a look at LAMB #180, Phil on Film:


If you’d like your site to be a future LAMB of the Week, hit me up via email and I’ll add you to the queue.

If you’re interested, you too can be a LAMBcaster - we love new blood! For more information on the LAMBcast, check out the topic at the LAMB Forums. Music provided royalty-free by Kevin MacLeod’s Incompetech website. Big thanks to Kevin for providing this service. The LAMBcast loves feedback, too. Either here in the comments section or to blogcabins@yahoo.com or to our Facebook page. Also, we’re on iTunes, and would still love a review, even if it’s a bad one.

Thanks for listening!

For Your Consideration: The Athletic Nerd, Popcorn N Roses, jdbrecords, and The Film Cynics

Hey you! Send me an FYC image and I will put it up! I don’t care if I get one from 50 60 sites, I’ll find a way to get them all up, and as soon as possible (the nomination voting period only lasts until May 12th!). When you’re ready to vote, do it here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/482056

(click images to enlarge)

FYC #50 is for LAMB #457, The Athletic Nerd.

FYC #51 is for LAMB #164, Popcorn N Roses.

FYC #52 is for LAMB #365, jdbrecords.

FYC #53 is for LAMB #166, The Film Cynics (aka The Cynical Blog).

The LAMB Devours the Oscars - Best Supporting Actor

Editor’s note: Welcome to the thirty-first of a 33-part series dissecting the 82st Academy Awards, brought to you by the Large Association of Movie Blogs and its assorted members. Every day leading up to the Oscars, a new post written by a different LAMB will be published, each covering a different category of the Oscars. To read any other posts regarding this event, please click the tag following the post. Thank you, and enjoy!

By Steve Johnston of The Cynical Blog (aka The Film Cynics).

While the Best Actor Oscar might be regarded as the big dog of the Academy Awards, the Best Supporting Actor Oscar tends to hold the more interesting parts: Sidekicks & Bad guys. If you think about it, without the supporting actors along for the ride, our heroes and heroines wouldn’t have anything interesting to say or do. Without the Joker, Batman would have just been using his hoarse voice to train circus bears. Would Will Hunting have been able to get his shit together to head to California without Sean Miller telling him “It’s not your fault”? Would Henry Hill have been digging so many graves without Tommy DeVito flying off the handle and killing made guys?

While it may seem like an award for second fiddle, this is no silver medal and this year the competition is stacked with a robust array of talent, even if the deck seems stacked clearly in one actor’s favour. The Oscar has been ascribed a transformative effect on its recipients, either elevating their careers, or sometimes completely stalling them (sorry Cuba). I have compiled a list of the nominees including how I think the award may or may not change them.

Matt Damon (Invictus)
With an acting Oscar to go with his writing one, he can finally call off all the activism and live it up Vincent Chase style, with Ben Affleck as his hybrid Turtle/Drama. I get the impression that Damon pulling in a post-Oscar paycheque might make studios less cavalier about cranking out Bourne sequels and prequels.

Woody Harrelson (The Messenger)
Give Woody’s weird predilection for strange contract requests, like his director going off meat and cheese if he was going to appear on Zombieland, there’s no telling what an Oscar would have him asking for. Not a big deal, considering that he’s seen a the longshot of the competition.

Christopher Plummer (The Last Station)
Perhaps with a bonafide Oscar to his name Christopher Plummer can finally be treated like Anthony Hopkins, like he should be. His Canadian heritage will keep him humble, but his contribution to the screen will make sure he’s pampered. After 100 films and 80 years on this Earth, he’s due, but if that argument didn’t work for Peter O’Toole, it ain’t gonna work for him.

Stanley Tucci (The Lovely Bones)
Out of everyone nominated, he’s the least likely to change at all. Stanley has proven over the years that he’ll take on any role in any project and work his ass off to turn in a great performance. I totally respect this guy, which is why I feel like a bit of a jerk saying I don’t think he’s gonna walk away with it this year.

Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)
Considering I’d never even heard of this guy until seeing this movie, it’s hard to say anything about how he’ll be changing, other than assuming he’ll probably be turning up as the bad guy in a few upcoming blockbusters (he’d be perfect for Red Skull in Captain America, or maybe the new Green Goblin in the Spider-Man reboot. Having played a delightfully eccentric psychopath in 4 languages in Tarantino’s venture into war, he’s gotta be the one walking away with the Oscar. Let’s just hope he can keep his acceptance speech under 5 minutes.

PLUG: The LAMB…?

Steve Johnston and Brian Dutkewich of The Cynical Blog are more than mere podcasters; they have their own radio show! Airing on Sundays on Victoria, Canada’s own C-FAX 1070, the Cynics re-purpose their show as a podcast (minus the air breaks and commercials), and I’m glad they do. Being pros and all, their podcast is one of the slickest you’ll hear, and the guys’ segments are clearly defined and individually entertaining, going over a featured topic, followed by picks from the vault, some high-tech talk and their DVD picks of the week.

The Cynics joined the LAMB a long, long time ago (#166). Somewhere along the way, though, Steve got the hair-brained idea that I might be a worthy guest on their live radio show.

Well, I did it this past Sunday. Going live to Victoria, BC and beyond (just how far beyond, I couldn’t tell you), I did a phoner with the guys as we discussed The LAMB, my own movie site Blog Cabins, and The Book of Eli. Hopefully, I acquitted myself and didn’t sound like too much of a jackass despite my proclivity for the word “definitely” (I barely recognize my voice, by the way, so don’t be alarmed if you’ve heard it previously). Lucky for you, you can judge for yourself - the whole show can be heard here, though as you might’ve guessed, I recommend becoming a regular listener to their podcast (or show, should you happen to live around Victoria, which you likely don’t).

Big thanks go out to the Cynics for having me on; it was a lot of fun and quite the honor.

Got a Press Release, something to Plug, or a Screener available for review (or some combination of the three)? Ok, well don’t get all crazy about it. Just click here and give me the details - I’ll handle the rest.

Brutally Blunt Blog Blustering #23: The Cynical Blog

It’s Blusterin’ Time!

And remember: Blustering should be a two-way street; if you’ve asked to be blustered, you better be a blusterer.

If you’re new to this feature or need a refresher, click the label at the bottom of this post and see the first few posts. Otherwise, here’s the basics:

What I’ll do is list a site; you’re asked to critique it. But here’s the catch: to induce the most honest reactions, don’t leave the comment using your normal alias/login - instead, go anonymous, and be as brutally honest (or complimentary) as you wish to be. Also, be specific, and naturally, don’t be rude. If I deem anything inappropriate, I’ll have no problem deleting the comment.

So, go to the site listed below, familiarize yourself with it for a few minutes, then come back and leave some constructive criticism and/or comments that you have.

Site: The Cynical Blog
LAMB#: 166
URL: http://www.thefilmcynics.com/blog/

If you’re up for this treatment for your site (and you’re a LAMB), send me an email with the subject “Bluster Me!” If you’ve already done so, no need to do it again - you’re on the list, and these will be going up in order of when I received your email (by the way, it could take a while for your site to be Blustered, since I don’t run this more than once a week or so).

Podcast Roundup (11/28/09)

LAMB: The Cynical Blog
Podcast name/host site link: The Film Cynics on CFAX 1070
Latest episode (and short description, if given):
The Cynics quench your Thirst and discuss The Age of Stupid
We had a great show this week, and not just because we had our second guest ever come on our show. Mandy Leith from Open Cinema joined us to talk a little about her organization and their upcoming screening of quasi-documentary The Age of Stupid. We run down a very short list of some of the shows that have been cancelled so far this season… we’re sure there are more to come. We review South Korean vampire movie Thirst, Park Chan-Wook’s latest film meant to make you squirm in your seat. For Geeking Out this week, we examine what the new cell networks mean for the iPhone and where you should pick one up if you’re so inclined. Finally, Steve and Brian break out National Lampoon’s Vacation and Léon The Professional from the Vault, and share the trailers for Date Night and Kick Ass.

UPDATE: The most recent episode of The Film Cynics can be found here.

LAMB: Popcorn N Roses
Podcast name/host site link: Subject: CINEMA
Latest episode (and short description, if given):
Subject:CINEMA #200 - “OMG! It’s Our 200th Show!”
TC and Kim celebrate their 200th show! Come flashback as we take a look back at our past shows, the evolution of Subject:CINEMA over nearly four years of shows, and celebrate the movie industry with us! Plus: the debut of the 2009 edition of the Grinch Watch, your e-mail, voicemails from several listeners, and our review of THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON!

Some other recent shows:
* Subject:CINEMA #198 - “Directors’ Chair: Not Just A Valley Girl - The Films Of Martha Coolidge!”
* Subject:CINEMA #197: “It’s The End OF the World As We Know It - Earth Apocalypse Movies!”
* Subject:CINEMA #196 - “Diamonds In The Rough IV”

LAMB: Entertain Me
Podcast name/host site link: The Simon and Jo Show
Latest episode (and short description, if given):
Podcast Number 8 description:
Bonjour! Regardez les musique! It’s a music and French special combo! The films in focus this week include Ortega’s This Is It, Dreamgirls and Once when we look at music while the French films are Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 and A Prophet - the London Film Festival’s Best Film winner! Plus some details on our Welsh correspondents recent viewings …

That does it for this edition of the roundup. I understand that it might get a bit confusing with all of the links, but I wanted to give one to the LAMB site that you’re familiar with, their podcast home (if different from their usual site, and a link to their latest podcast.

To get your podcast listed in the next roundup (whether you’re included above or not), please send me the following when you’ve published your next show:

* Your LAMB site name and link,
* The name of your podcast and it’s indexed home page, if different from above, and
* A link to your latest episode, along with a short description, if desired.

Send this info with the subject of “Podcast Roundup,” or simply click here.

Presenting: The Podcast Roundup

Last week, along with the Who Are LAMB? survey announcement (still going on, by the way - if you haven’t participated, please do via this link), I put a call out to any and all LAMBs that produce/partake in a podcast. The goal is twofold: 1) promote those sites/people that are doing a podcast and 2) compile a handy, one-stop list (to be published every other week, or every week if popular and full enough) for potential listeners. If nothing else, it was an entirely selfish thought: I’m interested in film/pop culture podcasts, and I’d rather start by listening to the opinions of my fellow LAMBs than just find a random podcast.

So, here’s your first roundup. I understand that it might get a bit confusing with all of the links, but I wanted to give one to the LAMB site that you’re familiar with, their podcast home (if different from their usual site, and a link to their latest podcast. If you are a podcaster, see below for instructions on what to send me in the future for best results (i.e. so I don’t get anything wrong).

LAMB: All Things Kocinski
Podcast name/host site link: Cine-Rama
Latest episode (and short description, if given): It’s all things pop culture related, but it’s mostly movie related (i.e. our last episode was about Twin Peaks the series).

LAMB: The Cynical Blog
Podcast name/host site link: The Film Cynics
Latest episode (and short description, if given): Interview with Richard Hatch of Battlestar Galactica and Ice Age 3

LAMB: Entertain Me
Podcast name/host site link: The Simon and Jo Show
Latest episode (and short description, if given): This week we discuss, more formally, Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox with Richard Bourne and Jo and Simon discuss the latest installment of Saw - Saw VI. Finally we discuss the crazy prices of cinemas across the country - from Telford to Birmingham, From Shrewsbury to London!

LAMB: Popcorn N Roses
Podcast name/host site link: Subject: CINEMA
Latest episode (and short description, if given): “Screen Screams: I Want My Mummy!”

LAMB: The 8th Circuit
Podcast name/host site link: Circuitcast
Latest episode (and short description, if given): This week it’s all about the money as we discuss Left 4 Dead 2, DLC, and microtransactions vs subscriptions.

LAMB: natsukashi
Podcast name/host site link:
Latest episode (and short description, if given): Nightbreed with Simon Bamford

That does it for the premier roundup. To get your podcast listed in the next roundup (whether you’re included above or not), please send me the following when you’ve published your next show:

* Your LAMB site name and link,
* The name of your podcast and it’s indexed home page, if different from above, and
* A link to your latest episode, along with a short description, if desired.

Send this info with the subject of “Podcast Roundup,” or simply click here.

PRESS RELEASE/PLUG: The Cynical Blog’s Sergeant Survey

Greetings, fellow LAMBs!

I am trying to compile a list of the greatest pop-culture sergeants of all time in the hopes of putting the results on my blog along with relevant details about each top Sgt. and the archetypal role that the Sgt. tends to play in movies/TV shows.

In pursuit of this goal I am surveying “those who are in the know” to hopefully get an (air quotes) educated (close air quotes) opinion on the subject and esure a proper depth of candidates.

Please forward along your answers to info@thefilmcynics.com and I will make sure to submit the answers to the LAMB when they’ve been adequately crunched.

Ten hut!

Steve
The Cynical Blog

LAMB #166 - The Cynical Blog

URL: http://www.thefilmcynics.com/blog
Site Name: The Cynical Blog
Categories: Reviews, Coming Soon, Random movie ponderings/Editorials, DVDs, trailers
Rating: I’d say we try to keep it clean on our site, so PG-13.

What is the main focus of your site?
The Cynical Blog is the blog for the website for the show for the modern movie watcher. The Film Cynics are a pair of former video store clerks who are now industry pros who want to help people get the most out of their movie watching experience. We offer insight on DVDs new and old, both movies and TV. With our blog, we also try to offer some insight and reviews on new movies an TV shows out there now. Currently on our blog you can find reviews on new releases, some thoughts on current TV shows, discussion on the merits of Star Wars new ventures, links to trailers, and some musings on future movies coming down the pipe.

What are your blogging goals, personally and/or professionally? In other words, what, if anything, are you trying to get out your blog?
The original purpose of our blog is as a more of a quick response, constant content component of our larger website. We’re trying to use it as a way of bringing in more traffic, and also for increasing our page rank. As we spend more time working on it, it also seems to be a great way to get in touch with other bloggers and find out what’s going on in the movie world.

Do you prefer an interactive ‘community’ for your blog or are you the teacher and your readers are the students?
As it stands right now, Brian and I are teachers and our readers are students, but that’s only because we’re not really getting a consistent audience of visitors to leave comments. Once we have more of a regular flow, we hope that our blog will become more of a marketplace of ideas.

How long have you been movie blogging for, and how frequent do you post updates to your site?
We’ve been doing our movie blog for about 3 months now, and we try to post 3 to 4 times a week.

Name up to three of your favorite movies (and no more).
My favourite movies include:

City of Lost Children
The Fisher King
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
.

How did you hear about the LAMB?
I got pointed at LAMB by Sarah Fobes from Sarahnomics.

Any additional comments, or give yourself an interview question that’s not listed above.
None.

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