Because I didn’t feel like waiting until tonight to post this up (and to give more time to the winners to write their articles), I will now post the results for round 3. Nothing really went unexpected this round. The final round will be down to the popular vote and the underdog. So here are the results:

Asami Yamazaki Vs. Cherry Darling.

Fletch’s Cherry Darling (Planet Terror) has made it through yet again, finally knocking the twisted Asami (Audition) out of the game 4 to 2.

Kyra Vs. The Bride.

It was a match of luck versus popularity. Kyra has scraped through the competition based on luck of the draw, and The Bride has been, by far, the most popular contestant. And in what I believe to be an easy win based on popularity alone (and in the most-voted-for match of the round), The Bride beat out Kyra 9 to 2.

So there was round 3. The final round, round 4, will begin soon, and the winner of the 13 years and running Sirens event will be declared. Who will win it? Will it be The Bride, the obvious popular vote in the entire event? Or will it be Cherry Darling, the underdog, hand-picked for Fletch as a second character (just to help me out a bit with numbers). It’s up to you! And now, the Versus Bracket (click to enlarge):

Again, thank you to everybody who has been patient with me and this event. Also, thank you to everybody who participated in round three and/or are participating in round four! You’ve done and/or are doing an excellent job! Thanks again and keep up the good work! We’re almost there!

UPDATE: One of the winners below has been changed.

It was a round of unexpected winners. This truly must have been based more on the narratives than who might actually win if they were put together, as I (personally) don’t believe any that won this round could have actually beat their opponent head-to-head. But that’s a good thing! It shows that the rules are being followed, and that people are supposedly following the better narrative instead! So congratulations to those who won and have moved on to Round 3! We’re getting closer to the end now, so things will be moving much more quickly. And now, for the results!

Asami Yamazaki Vs. Baby Firefly.

It was a highly disturbing matchup, and the second most voted on of the round. Asami Yamazaki (Audition) beat out Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses) 9 to 6.

Cherry Darling Vs. O-Ren Ishii.

It was one of the funnier match-ups, and apparently people liked the Tarantino/Rodriguez battle. Cherry Darling (Planet Terror) beat out O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill) 8 to 6.

UPDATE: Suzanne Maretto Vs. Kyra.

Like Sil Vs. Bonnie Parker in the first round, voting for this match was mind-boggling to me. It was the least voted-for round, and both Suzanne (To Die For) and Kyra (Chronicles of Riddick) tied at 3 to 3. However, due to Suzanne having previously been in the lead (as well as a coin toss), Suzanne WAS the winner of the match.

However, due to the writer for Suzanne Maretto having to drop out due to a busy schedule, Kyra will take the win and go through to the next round (I swear, Kyra’s cursed for the opponent. She keeps winning by default).

Sil Vs. The Bride.

This was the most-voted for match of the round, and it seems the somewhat unstoppable alien woman has finally been stopped. The Bride (Kill Bill) beat out Sil (Species) 12 to 8.

So there y’all go! That’s how Round 2 went. Round 3 will be underway soon. So here’s to an exciting third round of Sirens of the LAMBs! Also, here is the new Versus Bracket to start off Round 3 (Click to Enlarge):

Thank you to everybody who has been patient with me and this event. Also, thank you to everybody who participated in round two and/or are participating in round three! You’ve done and/or are doing an excellent job! Thanks again and keep up the good work!

Because I’m bored right now, and because I don’t feel like doing it in the morning after I wake up… and because it’s after midnight, so I’m still technically keeping to my word about posting this Sunday… I’ve decided just to go ahead and post the Sirens of the LAMBs Round 1 Results and the Round 2 Match-Ups.

Asami Yamazaki Vs. Catwoman.

In two incredibly demented (and awesome) narratives, Asami (Audition) and Catwoman (Batman Returns) faced off. Asami ended up winning out against Catwoman with 13 votes over 9.

Baby Firefly Vs. Princess Nausicaa.

Due to the author for the Princess Nausicaa (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind) narrative dropping out, Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses) automatically went through to the second round.

Cherry Darling Vs. Aeon Flux.

Due to the author of the Aeon Flux (Aeon Flux) narrative dropping out, Cherry Darling (Grindhouse Presents Planet Terror) automatically went through to the second round.

Hayley Vs. O-Ren Ishii.

In what had to be one of the most hilarious narratives of the first round, O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill) beat out Hayley Stark (Hard Candy) 10 to 3.

Zoe Vs. Suzanne Maretto.

This happened to be the least voted-for match (ignoring the ones that didn’t involve voting), but it was still dead close! Suzanne Maretto (To Die For) beat out Zoe Washburne (Serenity) 6 to 5.

Kyra Vs. Nikita.

Due to the author for the Nikita (La Femme Nikita) narrative dropping out, Kyra (Chronicles of Riddick) automatically went through to the second round.

Sil Vs. Bonnie Parker.

This had to be one of the most mind-boggling set of narratives. The fairness of the fight was actually questioned at one point, but the voting showed that people believed Bonnie could stand a fighting chance. It was an incredibly unexpected and unbelievably close match, but Sil (Species) still beat out Bonnie Parker (Bonnie & Clyde) 11 to 9.

River Tam Vs. The Bride.

This was one of the most action-packed set of narratives, and it also got the most votes out of any set (54!). It was crazy awesome to see, and it was insanely close the whole way through. However, The Bride (Kill Bill) ended up killing River Tam (Serenity) 28 to 26!

So there y’all go! That’s how Round 1 went. Round 2 will be underway soon, as each contestant in Round 2 has already been notified (and I’ve actually already got one article!). So here’s to an exciting second round of Sirens of the LAMBs!

Also, here is the new Versus Bracket to start off Round 2 (Click to Enlarge):

Thank you to everybody who has been patient with me and this event. Also, thank you to everybody who participated in round one and/or are participating in round two! You’ve done and/or are doing an excellent job! Thanks again and keep up the good work!